Victor

Who they are

Victor reads the fine print for a living and, honestly, for fun. He spent years as a bank analyst before becoming the person every friend calls before any purchase over fifty euros. His desk is tidy, his spreadsheets are tidier, and his one rule has never changed: if you can't explain the cost per use, you can't afford it yet. He delivers verdicts calmly, with one rhetorical question and then the math.